Unstoppable? She'll be stopped by taking a huge check for a Melissa McCarthy-style pratfall and vagina joke extravaganza.

I've always wanted to see Valerian and Laureline on a big screen but am more than a little nervous that Besson is doing it ("The fifth element is LOOOVE!")

I have yet to see the movie but am familiar with the story of Chris Kyle from the New Yorker article published shortly after his death:

Bonnie Parker was 4'11, 90lbs and was known to carry around a sawed off version of this:

RIGGLE'S FLY'S UNDONE!

"I've got nothing better to do,
than be a prick, and find some people to sue"

Well smurf me gently with a chainsaw

I hate to bring it up but Smurfs 2 already made it's budget in promotional deals.

The patent title is "A system for disseminating media content representing episodes in a serialized sequence" and was updated from a much more general patent Personal Audio filed in 1996 for digital distribution of audio content.  As usual the patents in question are so broad that pretty much any distribution of audio…

Isambard Kingdom Brunel or GTFO!

Jilling off

No Sifl and Olly?

To be fair, I did name my daughter "The Humungus"

To be fair, I did name my daughter "The Humungus"

I don't vote for anyone until Lemmy tells me to!

I don't vote for anyone until Lemmy tells me to!

PARTYARTERY

PARTYARTERY

The corner fried chicken place has seemingly dozens of colors and flavors!  I still stick with grape though.

The corner fried chicken place has seemingly dozens of colors and flavors!  I still stick with grape though.