If he's such a ninja, why couldn't he make a daring escape from the balcony that Suge Knight dangled him from?

If he's such a ninja, why couldn't he make a daring escape from the balcony that Suge Knight dangled him from?

It looks just like a Telefunken U-47!

It looks just like a Telefunken U-47!

Me and my unemployed stoner friends taped it religiously.  Massive quantities of pot aside, it was actually pretty good.  I still remember parts of the catchy theme song! (Gordon, send us into outer space!)

Me and my unemployed stoner friends taped it religiously.  Massive quantities of pot aside, it was actually pretty good.  I still remember parts of the catchy theme song! (Gordon, send us into outer space!)

He was hilarious during his interview with Effeminate Pithy Talk Show Host

He was hilarious during his interview with Effeminate Pithy Talk Show Host

"Taco Bell is proof that God hates you and wants you to be dispepsic"

In Luc Besson land every hot chick is a sexually-charged-weapon-of-vengenance.  At least in this one she isn't 13 years old.

So is this a remake, a reboot, or a re-imagining? My 7 Twitter followers are dying to know.  

I am peeing myself
…with joy!

I've never seen this movie but Emperor of the North is one of my favorites. I have to watch this now!

You mean just like Allied subs in the Pacific trying to starve the Japanese mainland?

I seem to be paying 89.99 for that handjob, and it's my hand!

Wow! You beat yourself to a firstie! Thats like kicking you own ass!

Cucamonga!

I will guarantee you that every numbskull that has a couple browser tabs open to fantasy sports sites has 15 more open to undulating barely legal hermaphrodite squirters.

Maybe she should of taken the dick out of her mouth and tried to act instead!

Bad Charlie
No coke for you!