I remember a few years ago some paparazzi caught him just standing on a sidewalk, trying to pick up women as they walked by. He got like four numbers in 20 minutes. So yeah, he is pretty creepy.

That has to piss off the lead actor of Tokyo Drift. He could be making franchise money, but instead they just keep pushing his movie back to the end.

I think this might be the most I've ever been affected by the death of a non-friend or family member. I'm barely holding it together right now.

I'd categorize it as a dark comedy that gets serious in the third act. The German guard character was particularly wacky.

Elevator shaft!

I kind of love how in Out Of Africa, Redford's character is supposed to be English. Apparently he was doing an accent for the first few days of filming, but Sydney Pollack then told him to drop it because it would be distracting. Since his costar was an American doing a Danish accent, that must have been pretty…

That was a very well constructed movie, especially the framing device that you don't pick up on until about halfway through.

I especially enjoy how every press tour he goes on now essentially amounts to him bashing the movie he was promoting on his previous press tour.

Then again, Stalag 17 had been released to much acclaim in 1953, so this wasn't completely new territory.

No need to omit it. Just attach Dee's extra clarifying verse to it and you're covered!

That's definitely it. It's much easier to write a long ass essay about some high-brow comedy that's clearly striving for something substantive. When they find themselves having trouble coming up with stuff to write about something that's only looking to deliver funny jokes (like Seinfeld or 95% of 30 Rock episodes),…

He writes positive reviews of Person Of Interest. They're not much better, though.

That whole thing still makes me feel kind of ugly. I don't like knowing that I share common interests with such assholes.

I've yet to read a single thing of his on this site that I enjoy, and it's not like it's just a matter of me disagreeing with him. I quite like Person Of Interest, and even though he's pretty much the only person on the internet giving that show weekly analysis, I still can't stand his reviews. I see no evidence of…

Okay, who's the asshole that broke Tobias' spirit?

So is it cool to like Franco again? I've lost track of which backlash we're on.

No! I want there to be a comment thread that's nothing but penis jokes for every episode review this season.

What does this have to do with Jon Hamm's penis?

Paul has probably beat him to it.

Yep, that's the reason. Whenever I see anything's been given an F, I immediately give it an A before even reading the review.