Sounds like a job for Steve Guttenberg!

All those spaces between lines made think an "OF COCK" was coming.

All those spaces between lines made think an "OF COCK" was coming.

Emily, this topic has the makings for one of the most entertaining For Our Consideration pieces ever. Make it happen.

Emily, this topic has the makings for one of the most entertaining For Our Consideration pieces ever. Make it happen.

I find it odd that in all of these videos and press releases coming from Disney and Lucas, I haven't yet seen a single mention of Indiana Jones. Since it's such a high profile property, I gotta think they'd mention it if they acquired it. It makes me think it's not included in the deal for some reason.

I find it odd that in all of these videos and press releases coming from Disney and Lucas, I haven't yet seen a single mention of Indiana Jones. Since it's such a high profile property, I gotta think they'd mention it if they acquired it. It makes me think it's not included in the deal for some reason.

There was definitely delegation. I've read numerous articles talking about how they had two separate film crews operating concurrently. The Wachowski's are just annoyed that the DGA apparently insisted on some goofy-ass directed by credit that separated the film into portions like some sort of anthology film.

There was definitely delegation. I've read numerous articles talking about how they had two separate film crews operating concurrently. The Wachowski's are just annoyed that the DGA apparently insisted on some goofy-ass directed by credit that separated the film into portions like some sort of anthology film.

Wachowskis did the 1850s segment and the two future ones. Tykwer did the 1930s, 1970s, and present day ones.

Wachowskis did the 1850s segment and the two future ones. Tykwer did the 1930s, 1970s, and present day ones.

Whoa.

Whoa.

They have aired five episodes this fall, so I'm not quite sure what "aside from a few episodes" is supposed to mean.

They have aired five episodes this fall, so I'm not quite sure what "aside from a few episodes" is supposed to mean.

Alright! I was only 15 when it premiered, so I think I'm basically in the clear.

Alright! I was only 15 when it premiered, so I think I'm basically in the clear.

They're called loli-cakes! Weren't you paying attention?

They're called loli-cakes! Weren't you paying attention?

I'm pretty sure they were using "put it up my butt" as shorthand for "plow me in the ass," as in they're going to do something romantic and then have buttsex. I mainly conclude that because the "it" that the second flight attendant referred to would've been a bubble bath, which doesn't seem to make any physical sense.