@avclub-498b92b465f407b93e2cd25f9cc5b97f:disqus  Alive?

Hag.

Washington, I'm not so sure about that. It might just be my religious side, but The Ten Commandments wrecks Baby Doll any day of the week.

Dear fat people,
Chocolate bars and cookies are not a separate food group from ice cream.
Sincerely,
Doctors

I was saying Boo-oobs. Damn, it IS hard to think of another word.

My BFF's gets Bent when he gets a semi… I don't know anything about why yet.

Dumb.

Likewise with Washington. Let us know what's a good day for you, and we'll get back to you.

I didn't know The Good Wife was about maritime law…

Homer fiddles while Rome Boo-urns.

Yes Claudia, but I imagine it's quite a bit harder to snort.

*Rave/electro scene kid, in case that part wasn't clear also I can't edit my posts on a stupid ipad grumble grumble.

Danny Tamborelli as a weirdo scene kid. I think you just murdered my childhood.

Well there's your problem, Girard. Anybody who really gives a fuck how authentically New York their pizza is is some kind of weird "Oh Look How New York I Am!" flaunty tourist. Me, I'll take Pizza Park (66th and 1st) over Sal and Carmine's any day.

The David Ives play "Variations On The Death Of Trotsky" has something to say about that: (paraphrased here, because I don't have a copy of the play)
Trotsky (holding up a skull): This is a skull. I bought this skull. I OWN this skull. So? What does that make this? Trotsky's skull! If some Spanish communist posing as a…

I Am Legendependence Day: The zombie vampires attack the rest of America, but are defeated by Jeff Goldblum with a MacBook.

All of their skits on Pick A Bigger Weapon are incredible, though. I would vote Republican this November if it would get them to release a new album.

I love the Wu-Tang for making it socially acceptable for me to tell my friends that I'm going to lay their nuts on the fuckin dresser, just their nuts on the fuckin dressed, and bang dem shits with a spiked fucking bat, and not sound like a total psychopath.

I really wish she'd just get OWN with it.

Looks like they just threw our "House"…
Into the middle of the street.