Too many "Sweeps Week" stunts. Him brain am no work so good no more. But at least he's on his way to regionals!

I submit to you all, dear AV Club, that the Samsung Note ad is the exact antithesis of how to make a poignant and lasting advertisement. The product was terrible, the celebrity cameo was weird and dated, and the guy at the end yelling "HEY GUYS, LOOK AT ME!" might as well have been the spokesman for Samsung's entire…

Or at least, the male version of sploosh…
Which is also sploosh, I guess, but with semen.

No, it just makes her a fan

Successful probably not firsties

The irony being, of course, that even if you survive the duel you're still in New Jersey.

"apparently" kill themselves, which just makes the whole thing sound a lot weirder and conspiratorial.

I hate cats with a fiery passion, but my friends have two that I love: Marlene Scampers Dietrich and Murderbeast Jr.

I only heard that bit about the homeless man once, live, the Monday before he recorded his special, and I can still remember and crack the fuck up over it. John Mulaney is a goddamn saint.

No way! I had no idea Greendale Community College alumnus Luis Guzman was so successful!

Thanks so much for that information Jean, Cartographer of Mars.

@shastamcnastyinthepasty, I think the new "Worst Hollywood Hookup" belongs to Cameron Diaz and Patton Oswalt in "Young Adult"

@Pinkie Fisticuffs, I think you mean "Even Bill O'Reilly can tell two famous black people apart sometimes"

WHY DON'T WE TAKE TIM AND ERIC'S BILLION DOLLAR MOVIE, AND MOVE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?

Dachmau5?

Protip: The cereal is on the INSIDE

I was just DYING during the conversation in the elevator. The best thing is you could just tell that Archer was seriously considering it, and Burt was just kind of humoring him, but also legitimately thought it would be a really awesome idea.

Ian Curtis couldn't even justify his own headcount.

I'm gonna have to disagree with you there. BAGIA was my second Hold Steady album after Separation Sunday, and I played it to death. It deserves every accolade it gets, in my book, just for First Night and Stuck Between Stations alone.

Don't forget the lyric I hope will be my epitaph: "She said 'Always remember never to trust me'"