Hard to top the sheer breathtaking sadness of Matthew 25:21 tho

WHY SHOULDN'T IT

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Benson Hearst
Jaben Kennick
Ranny Banny
Mayhap Carlton

My daily schedule:
Work: 30 min
Dinner: 6 min
Nailing myself in the balls: 36000 min
Sleeping: 80 min

Same. It's my go-to lunch whenever I have to grab the Amtrak from Washington DC. So good.

Clayton, don't give Rep. Hunter more credit than he deserves (although I am a fan of his anti-defense-spending agenda): He's a House representative, not a Senator.

Are you trying to say it was…
excessive, dawg?

Bad job, Good Job Internet…

Goodbye Horseman

NOBODY KNOWS I'M A LESBIAN

Seriously. Did you see that van? They FLIPPED the bitch!

Some kind of Steven Cluster…

It's Frey
'Ave a little Frey
-Is it really good?
Sir it's too good, to say

No no — I mean, you look at the comments that Chip has made when people point that line out to him and it's clear that Jughead is asexual — it's just such an inconsequential part of the narrative (at the very most, it's a juxtaposition with Archie's horndoggedness) that it doesn't make sense for the post to proclaim…

Yeah I don't understand why the A.V. Club decided that this was what they were going to mention about it, instead of the goofy/charming genre send-ups and the fact that Chip Zdarsky (writing in the North-Fraction style) accurately captures what it's like to be a modern wise-ass teenager from the burbs.

Shirley Temple's what?

Why do you even need a sign for that?

According to their owner's narrative, anyway.

Bless you