For the last time, the Chip & Dale (TM) Character Experience Theme Restaurant is not a strip club.

I thought we were Michelle Kwan that year.

#savegreenblatt

Ironically, the kukri and the bowie knife are better off being used in the Vampire Hunter movie, since they were both used, simultaneously, to kill Dracula.

I was kind of really hoping that this would be a reality show about Barry Bostwick…

And lo, our savior did return to us. Glory to the reborn king. Rock over London, Rock on Chicago, for ever and ever.

What's that? There's a horrible amount of santorum at an orgy? Of course there is, don't be stupid.

To be fair, his anus is like a tube of circus peanuts in there.

I would agree, but it made sense in context. Like it or not, women are accustomed to carrying life, and they're damn good at protecting it. I thought it was sweet without being too unbelievable. I mean she crashed the big robot thing for Christ's sake. That was the best moment of the episode, because I was fully…

What, no love for Johnny Bravo? I loved that episode as a kid. It was one of the "everything is actually better without him" episodes, with absolutely no moral. He just saw how awesome everything is without him alive, and still wills himself back into existence out of pure selfishness. That one always got me as a kid,…

One point twenty one ziggawatts!

Or Inspector Spacetime?

I am a 25 year old power lifter. I get to start at the 295-year court.

The question isn't Doctor Who, Constable, but Doctor When?

It made Archer fantastic.

The mere fact that you call them that just tells me you're not ready.

Lord of the Rings Risk is the best Risk.

@OhthePossibilities:disqus  Simon Szasz?

Yeah, but Harris doesn't live in Denial, Disrepair, Utah, North Carolina, South Dakota, Florida, or any of the other nine states, so it's fine by him.

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