@avclub-bf96708cdf085ba206fc100ee802b4bb:disqus So you're going to dismember her?

@avclub-d85b63ef0ccb114d0a3bb7b7d808028f:disqus I'm a raging orthopedimaniac. We attend shoe conventions.

I was thinking Tyler Perry Presents: House Of Payne

I like to be the tea partier.

Hey, Anthony Jezelnik's getting a show! Cool. Oh wait, Cyanide and Happiness is getting one too. Nevermind.

It was a messy killing.

Shut up, Leonard!

Arbor Day is really hard to take on though. It's the Australia to Christmas's Asia. You're better off trying to just take over South America, which I guess is Veteran's Day.

My parents sent me to a private school. Using a vocabulary is the least I could do.

Just stop, Afro. The whole point of the Robin's kids bit is to confuse to viewer, suspend our preconceived notions of what the show is moving towards, and then, after we've bought into the premise of the bit, and we're waiting for something like an adoption thing (which, y'know, was hinted at in last week's episode…

Beads, Hero

Why is this the only music video this year that showcases Jack Sparrow playing beer pong with a rabbi?

The AV Club is the Prophet, Dawes is the one true God. Dawes Ackbar.

Meager? I'll give you pricey/pretentious, but if you know what you're looking for you can eat like a king at Two Boots. That said, size-of-my-head slices at Ray's on 80th win me over any time.

I don't have any experience with muffins, but all this time I spend with Stephen Moffat might be paying off soon.

"THERE'S NOTHING TO DO IN THIS STUPID TOWN! I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!" And then he gets killed by Ralph Fiennes. And it was good.

He's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but maaaan, hahaha.

They ain't no Dollarback, girl.

Antisemitism, you mean.

My NetScape Navigator doesn't support the latest FlashPlayer software, so I can't access this NetVid! I bet it's radical!