I wasn't asking you dickface.

Do you two even realize you're both part of the same posse? Come on.

You might be a redneck…
if you, like me, remember when Jeff Foxworthy was on the menus at Shoney's. I think he replaced Andy Griffith.

I was gonna comment on the gang thing, but I decided not to.

The best thing to do with post-douching crystal meth is to mainline it directly into your eyeball.

I imagine I will always be a Stephen Colbert fan, since the Venture Bros. incident didn't make me stop finding him incredibly funny.

Didn't Audrey lose her mind in the last season of 24? Maybe it's a spinoff.

Farmer
I've read two books by Farmer, both initial entries in two series: To Their Scattered Bodies Go, the first novel in the Riverworld series, which I thought was great, and Dayworld, the first in the er…Dayworld series, which I also really liked. I've held off on some of his pulp character stuff just because I'm…

I'll do you one better and say it's pieces of shit like this that MADE me an elitist asshole.

I'm too tired to make a nougat joke. Or am I?

"You smoke drugs."

Mr. Colbert doesn't have the time or the interest to participate in your internet discussion.

"McConaughey's one-man war on the tyranny of shirts"
As soon as I read that, I knew this had to be a Nabin Production.

Where were all of you sycophants clamoring to be in the posse when I was on fucking trial? Heche was the only one to testify on my behalf.

You totally should be.

Thanks for the support, decal. Maybe once the anti-Joe11 backlash of the past couple days has subsided, I can go back to what is honestly my greatest achievement in the realm of internet communication.

Lobsters, Phel, Heche, Zodiac, Assemble!

The Head of Agriculture or some such position here is named "Charles Bronson."

Yeah, I refuse to give the screenwriters of that shit any credit whatsoever. Oh, and Cleese is a transvestite in it.

Great…
Now Sexy Sadie is stuck in my head. There are worse songs, I guess.