She does have a bit of a Carol Channing vibe in that picture.

Mann Alive
Has anybody here seen The Tin Star? I caught a trailer for it on TCM - it has Anthony Perkins as a young sheriff. Pretty weird stuff.

Tim/Eric ShowAwesome
I locked myself in a sensory deprivation chamber and watched this DVD for 36 hours on loop. Now I can't laugh at jokes. Someone help me!

Kids will loooooook at B'owl!

Satan! Satan! Daddy! Satan!

Grave of the Fireflies…that shit wrecked me.

Who wants to do the MST3K Noh Theatre routine with me?

Wow…
Now that is how you write about rock music. Jason, you ought to think about doing this for a living.

I just hope they find someone to play Mr. Doll.

I can post confirmation on Na-Ray's IMDb page if you people have no problem with me giving away my last bit of dignity. Also, I'm uh…not your guy friend.

What the hell are they doing over in Japan?
Do we need to invade those guys one more time to get them back in line? Judging from these it seems like it's a nation of warlocks over there.

I have returned!
AV Club, congrats on fixing up your posting system. Now my incessant comments on every fucking page can continue with impunity. No more name-changes, alas, but it's not like that was the only thing I had going for me, right? Right!? Also, did I misuse "alas?"

The Death of Joe11
Since there are no off-topic boards, I'll have to tie this message into Dolph fucking Lundgren in some way at the end. Anyway, on to my major announcement.

Taxi Driver
Steve, this is a great idea for a feature, and I commend you for doing it on Taxi Driver instead of Mean Streets or GoodFellas. Not that those aren't great movies, but I'd never expect Taxi Driver to be in a feature like this, making it seem all the more insightful.

I was gonna try and make a sexual innuendo involving "scratching the roof of your mouth," but I couldn't. Anybody sexier than me willing to try it?

Scene in The Punisher that's stuck with me
He attaches a blade to his boot, climbs up into the air conditioning, shoves his boot down through a vent, and slices a bad guy's throat. Anybody else hoping for a Mack Bolan movie at some point?

Hey Danrimage, could I make a substitution? I prefer onion rings. Don't forget the extra tangy sauce, for dippin'!

Damn…
That clip really is disgusting.

Sometimes I like to feed swear words onto the AV Club comment page just to see what happens.
Shit
Fuck
Ass-Kiss my ass
Poop you pooped on me
Fucking bitch
I fuck you

Remember the 1493 Grammys? Chris Columbus got totally wasted. Little did he know it was all downhill from there for him.