All good my man, my initial reading of your post read as "Single moms = shitty parents", and it got my dander up, but a closer look and I know that's not what you meant.

Did you copy and paste that last sentence from your ChristianMingle profile? You're probably not going to win many friends in this forum trotting out the old nuclear family bit.

Touche', Wallflower

I don't really care if anyone gets up in my bung chute, it's already blown out. Have at it, fellas.

I don't know, but if he puts the same care and consideration into building stadiums as he does crafting movies we're gonna have a bloodbath on our hands.

I'll just show myself out…

Red Dragon wasn't nearly as good as it could have been in more capable hands, given the cast and the source material. The guy's a hack.

Red Dragon wasn't nearly as good as could have been had it landed in more capable hands, given the source material and the cast. Rush Hour 2 was fine as a popcorn flick I guess, but by definition that demands hackwork. He ruined the X-men franchise, which should have been a slam dunk. The man sucks, I rank him…

Your sister got hit by a drunk diver? How does that even happen?

Tom Hanks as Nat Turner

Donald Sutherland as the clumsy waiter

9021-OH SHIT!

"Wow", these "things" are "great!" It's over between us, semicolon; why don't you just fuck off and die?

Yeah, like that's possible.

Best thing since Hatebeak.

She slobbed on my knob like A Boy and his Blob
I feed bitches kibble like Double Dribble
No trouble shaggin' poon, like Double Dragon II
My smegma ran like Mega Man.

Great
It'll be like Pi, with Wolvie poking a brain with his adamantium claws.

yup, posted that bit to the wrong thread…carry on.

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