It gets a diploma at a magnet school and enters the magnet job market, of course.

This is a sad fuckin' song!

Thanks for the tip-off. He kicked that kid right in the face!

"Hmmm…criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot. I need a symbol that will strike fear into their hearts…."

@theheap

But the first and third movies were pretty good, actually, and the fourth has Brad Bird on board. Why all the hate?

Really thought that said Freedomfagg for a second. I'm totally gay for freedom too. And a latent racist.

At one point you said "cramming into my favorite hook-up sots". Best typo of the day. Nay, week!

It's Puss in Boots meets Obama's Death Panels!

Screenwriter: "It's basically 'Child's Play' meets 'That Darn Cat'"

I'm immediately reminded
Of the Mr. Show bit "the world's horniest mad scientist."

For the kids!
I would prefer a film about a similar cat in a nursery that climbs into the crib and falls asleep on the faces of newborns, thus being an eerie indicator of impending death. Also, it's in 3D.

None of those movies had Tom Motherfuckin' Hanks, did they?

When fascism arrives in this country it will be draped in pearls, clutching an emmy.

I'm not sure if I'm on board with your salary cap proposal…

Finally, a movie that cuts out the pornstar middlemen and simply fucks itself! The mind reels.

If there's one thing I've learned, it's a lesson.

Terminator 3 was pretty solid, at least moreso than Alien 3.