I forget, but wasn't Bakuto's compound in Iron Fist in New Jersey?

"Dammit, my liver keeps getting in the way!"

Attempted autofellator.

Those eyes at the1:02 mark must be watching Wimbledon highlights.

Forget about who did it, does anybody in the House of Cards universe besides the culprits even know that Zoe Barnes was murdered? There's a lot of circling back on a crime that nobody really even knows took place.

When Breaking Bad was into its final season, I began hoping for Walter White's downfall, that things would fall apart due to the other interesting characters in the show, from Jesse to Hank and Gomez to even Skylar. Now I've long been waiting for the Underwoods to get some kind of comeuppance, but then I realize who…

Among a million other things, I'm flabbergasted that they won even though THE ENTIRE WORLD KNOWS they deliberately tried to pin a random gas explosion on not-ISIS.

Claire was pretty critical of Petrov's facial hair, but I suppose she is an authority on beards.

I like that time when he begged pretty much every faction in Oz to put a hit on Beecher, and looked about half a second from asking Adebisi to do it before thinking better of it.

You can't have a darker, grittier Oz without Schillinger and Adebisi.

This is a tricky one, as I've seen lots of horrible movies that I never expected to be amazing in the first place. Knight Moves and Hear No Evil from the early 90s come to mind. Then there are movies that I will readily admit are garbage but I felt were marginally better than I expected them to be — see Ghost Rider.

Piece of cake: when Kim Basinger used her opportunity onstage to blast the Academy for not even nominating Do The Right Thing for Best Picture.

To be fair, they had a bill of sale right here.

Passamaquoddy sure got a lot moodier…

I remember they had a Degrassi reunion on that old talk show "Jonovision" and she was among the many participants. She really, really didn't age well, but she was the most talkative so the camera was always on her.

I especially liked how the soap opera star's eyes lit up like a bonfire when she initially said she was sixteen.

My annual Christmas tradition is noting how far into the Christmas season I can get without being subjected to this song.

Finally "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow" can die in peace.

Yes, it's true. This group has no dick.

This Black Fonzarelli begs to differ…