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The SPECTRE Of The Opera?

Rampant racism notwithstanding, Live & Let Die is one of my favorite of the originals; it was so rich with ideas that it took three movies to tell them all.

All 14 of the original books? I thought The Spy Who Loved Me was off limits as an adaptation.

Build a wall around Roger Moore.

What about episodes of James Bond Jr.?

I believe the ad is referring to how Sean Connery tastes.

Only 8 units in Goldeneye? The guy drove right through a Heineken truck. Don't tell me none of that got in his mouth.

I wonder if he would consider Slick Rick one of these "fellow countrymen"?

I once made a pretty kick-ass Brown Hornet costume for Halloween, only to learn that virtually everybody who says they watched Fat Albert & The Cosby Kids when they were young is a fucking liar.

Finally Battlefield: Earth gets a gritty reboot.

Suddenly I feel right at home.

Will Alfonso Ribeiro reprise his role?

The poster for The Thing scared the hell out of me as a kid. What was with that light coming out of that face?

I was more taken by the fact that despite being trapped in a sewer for three months, not one cop needed a shave or a change of clothes.

Starring Danny Glover as Atreyu.

Thanks for your courtesy, that I may continue to believe that Brad Pitt helped bring down Hitler.

Mammoth looks at camera

Will their version of Gus Fring run a chain of mayonnaise stores?

If there's one thing that the last few episodes have taught me, it's that the police in this universe are incapable of extra scrutiny. Unless Walt and Todd are superninjas.

I'd say they'd just have a less "happy" ending, with Walt's family not getting any money.