Give him credit: he did his best not to let on.  Sure, he couldn't totally avoid it, but you cannot ask the impossible.

You seem…sort of worked up.  Why would you possibly CARE if people care about &c…

Seriously—I was thinking, okay, I can see being a little bit conservative with the previous episodes in the season, but this one was so *obviously* an all-time classic…weird.

Why can't anyone tell I'm wearing this business suit ironically?

The longass ones that are meant to be Dumas tributes.  I liked what I read of the Taltos books okay.

Oh holy SHIT Legacy of the Darksword was the worst thing in history.  No, I'm wrong: the third W&H Dragonlance Trilogy ("The War of Souls") was the worst thing in history.  But still.  Up there.

I loved the Deathgate Cycle, for which I refuse to feel sheepish or apologetic.  Thought admittedly, the last book was a bit meh.

Oh man, I cannot BELIEVE I actually read those fucking books.  Well, the first two.  I have my limits.

If you wait a few hundred or thousand years, many of their works may become non-extant!  That'll save a LOT of reading time!

Burn!

Oh man, I've been trying to read the first book in this series, but good lord—I feel like I'm stuck in an RPG sourcebook.  I was under the cruel misimpression that this would be vaguely like China Miéville, but instead, I'm just stuck with a guy moving cardboard cutouts around this obsessively-detailed yet completely…

Yeah, that hungover cement truck sounds pretty awesome.  Sounds like a good cameo role for Waits in Cars 3!

Legend of Kalevala
Does this game have anything to do with Finnish folklore? 'Cause I refuse to play any game that doesn't.

If you can't trust the opinions of a guy who's defiantly proud of having learned nothing, whose CAN you trust?

"I'm standing all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pumps."

When I was small, I didn't really get the concept of the polka medleys because I didn't know any of the original songs. Still liked them, though. Now I like them more, although the more recent ones are kinda lost to me, 'cause I haven't got a clue what sorta Devil Music the kids are listening to these days.

So you're saying you enjoy being eye-raped as long as it's free?

@nilus

@Black Shadow

Man, I was excited by the previous post, but this one has me disillusioned with the whole thing.