Holy shit, guys, this place accepts paypal! Quick—let's make purchases from it! There's no time to lose!

Touche, sir or madam!

Is that some sort of Sin City/Family Circus crossover? 'Cause I'd go for that.

I read the first volume of Sin City and was seriously creeped out—surely, I thought, such an unending litany of senselessly violent, misogynistic nihilism cannot be the product of a healthy mind. Myth: Confirmed!

Since no one else seems to have even noticed it, I guess the OP's firstie was a big success.

Dibbles.
I got to level twenty-seven. I got THROUGH level twenty-seven, but the game refused to let me proceed. Did I use a non-authorized strategy? I wondered. I found another way to do it. The game STILL refused to let me proceed. I'm guessing it's because the king has to exit the level AFTER all surviving…

That sentence could use some semicolons. Unless, of course, you're referring to a single movie featuring a guy who can make stuff out of 1) green light 2) talking cars and 3) thunder gods. That sounds like a trippy-ass movie, and one I would definitely pay to see.

That made no sense.

Who the heck is "Luigi?"

I think it's a non-joke joke having to do with tomatoes.

Pretty sure they were pressured by Disney to do a sequel. Probably the same reason we're seeing a followup to Monsters Inc. in 1013, though surely that will be better than this.

Seriously? This is HILARIOUS.

Because I've read multiple Tanizaki novels? Huh. Who knew?

Dammit.
A good first would have been: "This is the first Tanizaki novel I ever read." Which happens to be true, in my case. But alas, it was not to be! It's actually uncharacteristic for him, inasmuch as it's not about people in really fucked-up sadomasochistic relationships. Still great, though.

Good lord, can we stop with the "yes, well, of course, those uncultured yokels can't be expected to appreciate anything as sophisticated as 'The Fly' the way we do, old boy. You can hardly blame them for not understanding the True Meaning of Breaking Bad; they simply didn't go to the Right Schools. Now if you'll…

"he *wrote,*" obviously. I have no idea.

I won't deny that Steinman's a bit hit-or-miss, but "Total Eclipse" is self-evidently awesome, as are those lesser-known Bonnie Tyler songs he wrong, "Ravishing," "Faster than the Speed of Night," and "Rebel without a Clue." Gadzooks!

Hey!
If this is supposed to be a Robert Louis Stevenson adaptation, it sure looks like a remarkably loose one!

Posting nonsensical jokey comments in the wrong thread RULES!

I believe it's "thar," as in "thar's gold in them thar hills."