"Ned…it is SO GOOD to see you…

i like 'awry', too. but not as much as 'rapacious'. that's a good one.

YEEEAAAHHH!!!! SUCK ON SOME EDITING, BITCHES!!!!
stop..stop…just stop. this commercial gave me a fuckin' migraine wrapped in epilepsy with a side of pure unfiltered annoyance.
i know they were trying to show the chaos of 'before Bing' but even after the appearance of our savior Bing, everything was still fucking…

U.R., THEM'S FUCKIN' FIGHTIN' WERDS!!!! ….

Gran Torino was fucking awesome…
one of the best movie experiences i've had in a long time.

remember when…
he did that shit with Linkin Park…ha! damn it, that was funny. funny because it was supposed to be serious.
but instead it was seriously funny.

LS- scissor-fighting: that's damn awesome.

Aha, Yummsh!! My hipster prediction was correct- as soon as i posted this question i thought, "somebody is gonna put me- i just know it." it was just too easy- a low hanging fruit- an unprotected jugular vein.

that's a good point, Cincinnatus- also, "DON'T YOU EVA TOUCH A BLACK MAN'S STER-E-OH!!!!"

Interesting question for you guys…
In the interest of horse-shit sandwiches like this hamlet remake, i offer the following to my fellow mourners of all things good that get raped in the ass:

yay, riff- i do think avclub should send you a fucking plaque or something. you're part of the upper echelon now!! i salute you.

aha- i thought so. one of the many instances where i said something before i bothered to check up on it. i assure you, there was a moment before the post where i paused and said "holes in the coins? that's not right, is it? maybe in the Ming Dynasty or some shit but….oh well, fuck it."
that last part is what always…

sadly, it probably is kinda true that married guys can get porn 'addictions'. but i think you could take just about anything and make it into a dirty little secret, something you should be ashamed of, and then it suddenly becomes an obsession. if deep-seeded animal urges are just denied, then you're going to get some…

HA! well done to Merk! i can definitely see that on a t-shirt….

yes, Merk. My wife told me to choose…and i said, "Linda, can reach a top land speed of 70 mph over open ground? …i didn't think so. I'm sorry, Linda, but…i need excitement in my life, adventure. i need me some of that sweet Serengeti pussy."

hmm… i think Miller wins just out of shock and awe- i am insanely disturbed by that comment.

and that is not all…
STATISTICS!!! LOOK AT THESE FUCKING STATISTICS ABOUT INTERNET FUCKING!!! LOOK AND TREMBLE!!! LOOK AND FEAR!!!!

i would…
…totally fuck a cheetah.

Death N T- wow- i had no idea that Dave had Hick's mother on and showed the lost routine. i'll have to try and look that up. that's really really something. thanks so much for mentioning that, DnT.

Two more for consideration…
okay, there are a billion comments on here so i don't know if these have been mentioned yet- but i had to throw them out there-