Uh, I think we just saw what happens when you cut sexual tension with knives.

There's really no reason he can't become a permanent fixture in Will's mind, like the Elk, or (I hope) Abigail.

Fuller truly read his passions well. Has a TV psychopath ever behaved so inscrutably? It was really like Hannibal wasn't human at all; his gifts are like the dead birds of well-meaning cats.

I don't understand your reference but if you need me to be Bob right now, I'm okay with it.

Was Gillian Anderson credited with a pseudonym? I was chuckling about seeing Kacey Rohl in the end credits too, thinking of how clever they had been, then woah, just woah.

Police dispatcher: We just received multiple distress calls from Hannibal Lecter's house.

Tell him I microwaved some burger king and cried. Then watched Hannibal.

You were in on it, weren't you, Todd? You knew Fuller was beckoning us to come closer, holding the knife. I bet you're drinking champagne on a jet with him right now.

Salty, heaving group hugs for you all.

Enjoying the different viewpoints women bring to comedy has been enlightening. Years of only being exposed to jocular in-crowd dude humour made me a worse person.

When it dangles off your face, you kind of have to acknowledge it.

The only way GoT could be better than Hannibal is if it dared to leave the books behind and stop trying to shoehorn so much into 10 hours of TV a year.

Better that than a whole planet o' Cronenbergs.

Was he eating a fudgesicle?

Agreed, but isn't weird that giant fire-breathing lizards with bat wings are such a widely-accepted conventional monster? I mean, others appear occasionally (Hannibal gets a lot of mileage out of the Wendigo), but dragons are the premier unexplainable fantasy beast.

Would someone knowledgeable on the subject chime in on where recent Batman comics fit into the brand quality hierarchy? I remember liking Black Mirror and some of the first "New 52" Batman issues, but that was a few years ago.

They would've killed off Asha/Yara if they weren't going to do the Kingsmoot, but I'm guessing they'll have either her or Crow's Eye take over Victarion's duties. Too many damn Greyjoys.

Bechdel test criterion #4: Is one of the interlocutors naked?

Dragons are a surprisingly safe topic, as they are canonically genderless.

Clearly not, man. Disqus is weird like that. Nobody made you feel bad for not paying attention to the episode.