It was acknowledged in the complaint that he'd been back for a day and hadn't even bought toilet paper.

Maybe he can get the Bronn treatment and be repurposed as a stand in for multiple minor characters.

Would I accept such a fundamental change from the books and all its myriad consequences if it meant we could hang out with Oberyn for another few seasons? Hell yes, I would.

Don't forget Spindr. Which has legs, if you ask me.

[Spoilers] Could she already be dead? She doesn't have to eat. She's definitely using glamours. Secondly, book 5 Mel is a different beast altogether, and seems to be genuinely helping Jon.

Has a single Sansa scene ever ended without her feeling more alienated? It's good for character development, but as soon as I see Sansa I steel myself for creepiness.

Yeah, he asked a crowd if they could guess and some dude guessed it.

Both books and show point to sacrifice/something worse and I hope our man Seaworth puts a stop to it.

Check the roll-over text for a fun easter egg!

The man is self-confidence incarnate. Doesn't seem too incongruous to me.

He died doing what he loved.

There was so much cock last week, they had to comment on it.

I want to convey sympathy but I feel like liking your comment will send the wrong message. +1 sorry for men's ways.

Come on, man, drink the kool-aid already and join us. Born-again feminism is the one true path. This show is great. It's also occasionally misogynistic (more or less so than the books, depending on the week). Why not talk about it?

Littlefinger's playing the long game. There's nothing in the rules that says a cat can't be king.

That sounds fun, actually. I wish I could join them but the spoilers would spill out of my mouth like woah. Can't even hold it in.

Littlefinger killed Sansa's mom because he loves cats…?

*HBO CEO of Tits is scandalized by man ass* "Defcon 3, people. Smash-cut to tits. This is not a drill."

Never give up on the gravy, Hot Pie.

The only person I convinced to love this show was my ex-girlfriend, and now the only time we talk is to trade Hannibal notes. This show is so good even people who aren't speaking to each other will bond over it.