Mmm… honey on brie.

We did a turkey stir-fry on Saturday, but slow-cooked the turkey with onions first so that it was especially tender. And oniony.

Those planes would've also carried tanks full of the mind-control agents airliners use to make chemtrails. Who knows what temperature that stuff burns at!

^this. It's really good.

That's just what they want you to believe.

(Yeah, I've jumped back a level as my notifications are fucked up)

"I've never seen The X-Files"

And what's more, casting a shitty adaptation of a kid's TV show is a pretty easy, low barrier to entry, place to start.

"(instead of, say, a password on my computer)"

Well that's ok because the Japanese are a master race too.

John Logie Baird just called. He seemed cross. [Edit - he's Scottish mind, so hardly surprising].

It's the way they reflect off a pool of water in the second ep which really sold me on the titles.

Love the idea of freestyle competence porn.

continued. Also, fuck Disqus.

A somewhat inchoate, poorly structured and tl;dr collection of thoughts from the first two Fringe episodes:

We had coversations about video games and @avclub-9024f9f0a80d2d248c7c6efb2e715c37:disqus didn't "like" them.

"The hardest part of getting into shape is staying motivated to exercise. And that's why I have a personal trainer; I'm too lazy to even cancel appointments. What? Don't look at me like that - trainers can be cheap! You can find a fitness student on Craigslist who's willing to work your booty for $20 an hour.

I have a real problem with the Street Fighter movie. That problem is the recent reports that JCVD and Kylie Minogue were having an affair at the time. I now can't visualise either of them without them being at it with the other, JCVD grunting away in Dutch and Kylie squeaking like an excited squirrel.

Rikki Tikki Tavi was one of my favourite stories as a small child. So yeah, I knew that mongooses (mongeese?) were badass.

Thank you.