Dammit.

Ugh.

Good point.

It's a surface coating which was particularly popular in the UK in the 70's, used to give ceilings a textured, decorated finish.

I've had two iphones (not including the work one) and both times I had to send them back for replacement within a month of getting them because they died on me.

If services count - artex removal and ceiling re-plastering.

Iron Maiden - 72.

Janis Joplin - Try (Just A Little Bit Harder)
The Beatles - The Ward
M.I.A. - Amazon
Sonic Youth - The Sprawl
The Sisters of Mercy - Ribbons

As a sleazy white guy in his mid thirties, I found Miley Cyrus' grinding up against Robin Thicke very empowering.

Well, usually I'm talking microwaved leftovers from cooking a mid-week turkey stir fry, rather than roast turkey.

On Sunday, Mrs McLurk made a very tasty slow cooked turkey joint. Normally I'm not all that keen on turkey; it's just a drier and less tasty version of chicken which rarely makes good leftover-eating. But shoving it in a slow cooker with lots of butter, onions and sweetcorn worked very nicely.

Sadly, in this case, more mental health problemsier than usual.

A squirrel once bit my sister.

Huh. You and your healthily developed moral compass.

That would actually be a pretty accurate description, though I had to drive home afterwards so didn't get drunk.

SPATULA CITY!

I guessed as much.

I'm always up for some good @avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus vibes, though I'll warn you now that my alcohol tolerance isn't what it used to be and you might need to write my address down on a card to give to the taxi driver at the end of the night.

I thought something might be up when you had that 386 with that Jonathan Frakes Appreciation guy last week.

What Douay said.