Nah, there's probably two dozen Academy Awards travesties worse than this for best picture alone. How Green Was My Valley over Citizen Kane and The Maltese Falcon?

Is there going to be a new Terminator film? If so, I nominate Jesse Plemons for the role. It's about time we have a Terminator that's really rather polite and has an "Aw Shucks" attitude.

I believe Dockers also got a mention as well.

It's always been on in the middle of the day anywhere I've lived.

I find Lydia especially disconcerting, as she looks just like my mother did when I was a child. They also happen to have very similar personalities, and my mother is, like Laura Fraser, also from Glasgow. My mother does live in the desert southwest now, she says she works at Nieman Marcus, but I'm pretty sure that's…

How long until Saul's Cinnabon Spin-off airs?

Failed secondsies.

Am I the only one who thinks this is a bit of a mean-spirited response?

He retrieved the ricin from behind the outlet plate.

ABQ is going to have one hell of a White Pride parade next year.

She's almost as abductable as Hera Agathon.

Flagged for irrational dislike of tea.

*MATHS

Crucifictorious sure did get there quickly. Perhaps they filled the gas tank with phlebotinum.

Perhaps the action figure will come with a well-lubricated horse cock. Either way I'm getting one.

Too bad we missed out on Davina McCall for Pope. Hopefully next time.

Yeah. I'd be a really bad casting agent. I was suggesting to anyone who would listen back in 2000 or so that Woody would make a great Harry Potter.

I should probably read that then. I've heard good things about it, but have been holding off since I wasn't too enamoured with Season 8.

Perhaps go for an American Doctor for once? Woody Allen could be a good shout, and would provide an interesting dynamic with the companions.

I still have a flip phone. I've had the same one for six or seven years. I should probably get it replaced as teenagers taunt me about it every day while I'm on the bus.