Can't we just have Ripper instead?

I realize this will be an incredibly unpopular opinion, but I've always thought that Jurassic Bark was one of, if not the, worst episode of Futurama. I haven't really seen many of the episodes since it's been back on the air, so I could be missing out on some real shit, I imagine.

Sunny Leone & Jury Nullification

This should be a weekly feature.

Nah, my mode of intimidation was a Honda Civic.

It's my favorite Spielberg film, and a very inspirational one at that. It's the film that inspired me to tailgate some guy who cut me off all the way down from Flagstaff to Phoenix.

"They Police"

My son is also named B'oh.

I accidentally saw my mother naked this morning, she's got quite a muff.

Mmmmmm fig mints.

I'm here. I exist. I be.

They all write young-adult books when I'm through with 'em.