On the one in a million chance that he reads this, I just want Roy Wood Jr. to know that he's the best thing that's happened to the Daily Show in a long time.

I just watched Bush Mechanics, a series made by aboriginal Australian people. It's basically a set of silly short stories that are used as a framing device to show off the ingenious ways they fix cars in a part of the world where there isn't an Autozone on every corner, sort of a slapsticky aboriginal Junkyard Wars. …

Thanks, Captain Well-Actually. I'll put every bit as much effort into reading that as you did into posting it.

Uploader has not made this content available in my country = suck my dick ima pirate this out of spite.

The great thing about The Walking Dead marathons is you can fall asleep any time after the first thirty minutes and wake up an arbitrary period of time later and still have not missed a single bit of actual plot development.

I'd like to name my own price for your big sweet ass!

So this is like Sense8 but with a plot? Intriguing.

Kewpie is the world's best mayo, shame that it sounds like they're going to fuck it up for the American version. Sweeter + more vinegar is exactly why I don't like American mayo, miracle whip, or people.

Well that was one of the most thunderously boring things I've ever seen.

Barb died on the way back to her home planet.

You know what else contains "no added sugar"? A glass of sugar.

Under "shopping and fashion" mine only has two entries: "Vintage King Audio" and "Underpants". If ever there were a window into my soul, I think I have found it.

Huh. Wonder what I did to deserve this one.

What is it about this issue that brings all the dicks out?

Does that mean that they're not going to back my anti-zoophilia campaign, Dicks Out Of Harambe?

I for one will never fail to appreciate a well placed fuck.

When I heard Heath Ledger was going to be The Joker I thought "oh this is going to be terrible", and I turned out to be completely wrong. When I heard Jared Leto was going to be The Joker I thought "hey this could be interesting", and apparently I'm just wrong a lot.

I have a cautious but optimistic boner for Westworld now.

Surprised to see the praise for Brianna since I thought the woman's acting was staggeringly bad. Just painfully wooden and insincere, and only made worse in comparison to the performances going on around her. She's pretty and she looks the part, but if she's going to be a big part of next season she's either got to…

Language isn't prescriptive, usage eventually determines propriety, and I'm not going to let some fucking nerd tell me how to talk. My pronunciation of "gif", like my swag, is a hard G.