I've seen Tarkovsky's version and read the book, and Soderbergh's is my favorite by far. Tastes differ, obviously, but for me Soderbergh's version was far more emotionally impactful and interesting.

Ahem. Fuck both those lists, Soderbergh's Solaris is one of his best.

I just wanna say I always enjoy seeing a fat dude in a THESE COLORS DON'T RUN t-shirt. It's like "yeah dude, we can tell".

Clearly I should have spent more time doing research before posting my song parody about fat middle-aged asses.

Someday
When my ass begins to swell
I'll shrug my shoulders and say "oh well"
Because you'll still be there for me

And my sister Dickoff.

I was really looking forward to Arya doing some Yoda lightsaber cgi flips but what we got was pretty good too.

From this ranking I get the impression that the dude doesn't give a shit about lyrics at all.

Can season four be about bringing back Corn Quistos? Because I'm a scientist too and I'm going to fucking destroy some shit if I don't get my crunch on soon. And don't even bring up Combos because FUCK Combos.

Sodium citrate stabilizes the pH so that cheeses don't curdle when they melt. It's in Velveeta, and it's the reason Velveeta melts perfectly into a creamy sauce and regular cheeses mostly don't. The great thing about sodium citrate is that it works with almost any cheese, so you can have a perfectly creamy goat…

Water, American cheese, and corn starch? Fuck off with that. Use sodium citrate and whole milk; it opens you up to a lot better cheese options and gives you a much richer, creamier queso to boot.

Yeah I was joking, but there is a grain of truth to it. I've read all five of the books and enjoyed them, but if books six and seven come out in 2020 and 2028 I'm not sure I'll even bother unless someone tells me the story ends significantly differently. I don't mind GRRM's writing, but I honestly don't know that I…

They should add her in for five seconds in the final episode but change her name to Lady SoWhat. Just have her standing in the background when Jon Snow marries Daenerys, not speaking at all and you don't even know her name until the final credits.

As far as I'm concerned, once the show passed the books the show became the canonical version and Martin's books are just needlessly elaborate fan fiction. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU DON'T WRITE GEORGE.

Y'all this new Perfume Genius album sounds like a butterfly coming out of its cocoon and saying "oh wow I'm beautiful…but hey I'm still really fucking pissed off about some of that stuff that happened back when I was a caterpillar". Every time it swoops around you don't know if it's just marveling at its own wings or…

Yep, 100% agreed. So fucking good it hurts.

Avocado toast!

Does the followup have Ron Moore copping to how big of a mistake that was, and how shit the ending was as a result?

Yeah but his knighthood was already leaked on Pirate Bay three weeks ago, everyone's got one now.

Much better than Green Light. Still a bit more generic than most of Pure Heroine though.