You know that scene in Star Wars where Obi Wan says "Obi Wan? Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long, long time"? That's how I felt reading this article.

I hope it sucks so I can make a Battle of the Bats' Turds joke.

Ramsay Bolton 'bout to get Littlefingered.

It's both, but at least in FtWD they haven't been walking as long.

Yeah they definitely should have just added four seasons of people walking back and forth across Westeros with no goal in mind and no real character development. Way better.

I propose a system wherein each year a person's salary is evaluated. For every $10,000 you make in excess of $100,000, you are given a single entry in a national lottery. So, for instance, someone making $120,000 gets two tickets, but someone making $1,000,000 gets 90. On July 4 each year, one ticket is drawn on…

When you think about it, all subreddits are just strings of letters and numbers.

Or here! http://www.avclub.com/tvclu…

Ho no…

I am constantly amazed at Penny Dreadful's ability to sell me on the most ludicrous shit, and 99% of that is down to Eva Green. She can do the most absurd over-the-top melodrama and it's just absolutely captivating and somehow believable. Everybody else in the show does it well too, but Green is just a goddamn…

Tree of Life. Good lord what the fuck do people see in that movie. Bog-standard new age philosophy buried in a mountain of pretentious horseshit. Amazing performance by Brad Pitt, though, I do have to give it that.

I think all film previews should end with KOMMER SNART now.

Funny thing; I've been binge re-watching GoT over the past week because I forgot so much. Other people may have pointed this out, but Jon actually didn't break his oath. His oath was until he died, not for as long as he was alive. Immaterial difference in most cases obviously, but for him it's the difference…

Right, guns should be universally available but poor black people should be banned. It's just common sense, people.

You missed the best line: "And the couch pulls out, so I won't get pregnant".

I was interested when you said Beam was getting back on form, but once I read Glenn Kotche's name I bought it immediately.

Kyle, if you're reading this, come to Australia. You can crash on my futon.

Actually I miss them every day :(

Oh damn, I thought it was Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them. I must admit I'm more than a little disappointed.

It's from a painting by Zina Saunders, who is the frickin' best.