Dammit I'm going to miss this show. At least we've still got John Olliver.

Oh man now I want a lavish meal of lobster nipples for some reason.

That was really nice of you to note that you have a master's degree. I'm not sure that I, a grown-ass man with limited time to read internet comments, would have been able to discern the ever so fucking subtle difference between your post and one made by a person who was insufficiently qualified to complain about…

Exactly what I was going to say. Man now I have to go watch Sneakers.

Oh no, where will I get my weekly dose of plotless slow motion shots of serrano ham being sliced?

Well in their defense I think almost everyone who's heard the album is disappointed.

I'm not into the hip youth culture these days. Saying a DJ "makes the sushi dance" is slang for something, isn't it?

All hail Katya, Queen-In-Exile!

Ugh I can't believe they're going to release such a transparent piece of race-biting trash.

I just saw this. If I had a nickel for every batshit insane thing I saw, this movie would have paid for itself in ten minutes and at the end of it I would have been several hundred dollars richer. It's like someone made Jodorowsky's dune but then accidentally left it on fast forward.

I just want them to deliver on, or ditch, the Fitz-Simmons will-they-won't-they nonsense. That shit is getting tired. Holding it in the air forever is lazy and has been done way, way better somewhere else.

Well that sucks. I guess that means no more Optiganally Yours, either.

Dammit, I had no idea Looking had such low numbers. That is a travesty; it is seriously one of the best shows on TV.

Finally saw this tonight. What an excellent film.

Why is it "unfortunate" the everyone remembers Cloverfield? It was a lot better than many other movies in the genre, and even the AV Club gave it an A-. Which, in fact, is a better rating than they gave Birdman.

This is my favorite thing you guys have written in quite some time.

Oh cool! A list of sources that are far too expensive compared to actual TV subscriptions, don't have the newest episodes, and aren't available outside the USA. Thanks MPAA, for your continued failure to Get It.

And now I've watched it, and it's exactly that.

Dear Wayne,
The number one rule for any artist is this: when you've run out of things to say, shut the fuck up.

IMO the first half of the album is really solid, but it falls apart right at Smoking Pixels. Still, if you just take the first half as an EP, it's definitely worth getting.