Alternatively, if he was too apathetic about her to go to a boring club, she lost nothing and gained a dude who was more interested.

Agreed on all counts.

The same is true of pets. http://cattonging.tumblr.com

I don't think that was supposed to be half as funny as it was.

I won a competitive vagina eating contest once.

What an unimaginative pile of shit.

Pretty sure it's quick WET boy, given that he next says he was "diving too deep for coins".

Oh c'mon, QoS wasn't bad. It just wasn't great. Even The AV Club gave it a B.

Wait til you see Macklemore II: The Macklemost.

Who gives a shit about weird, they used to actually be GOOD. Love this track!

Nice! Reminds me a bit of Lucius, which ain't a bad thing.

FINE

Hey could you guys not spoil things IN THE FUCKING TITLE? This stuff usually pops up in my RSS feed a few hours before I get a chance to watch it, and I mark it to read later because I really love the AV Club's coverage. If this keeps happening I'm going to have to unsubscribe.

This sounds like Weight of the Nation, poorly done.

Finally caught this show, and holy shit is it good.

Tried to go to the finale review but I apparently forgot my staff login. Could you email it to me? Also all of my back pay for however long I've been staff?

There's an Oscar for leaving your GoPro in the washing machine for an hour?

Great article, but you seem to gloss over the part where Anthony is also just an unrelentingly, unbelievably shitty writer.

I agree and then some.  The whole big thing about the chicken is fucking stupid, and it being a metaphor for something bigger doesn't make up for the fact that it's a terrible plot point, makes no sense from a character standpoint, and is just insanely unfunny, poorly written, and hacky.  I really liked eps 1-4, and…

Okay, where are you hiding the time machine?