Angel's slackjawed dumbfounded look after watching Dexter murder fake Ryan Gosling was basically my face watching Dexter the last 4 years.

she's wearing a romper. that's basically how every girl i know dressed this summer.

it's def not a perfect way to end to show, but i like his ideas better than anything that the writers have come up with in 4 years. i'm not fully invested in Dexter being caught as much as him being exposed. if he gets away in the end, that's fine. but no one ever knowing who he really was is what bothers me most…

once they established Vogel as being the source of the code and also that the Brain Surgeon was linked to her i instantly assumed that she would be revealed to be the seasons main villain and over the course of the season Dexter would discover that his whole life had been manipulated by a psychopath that was…

i want a GIF of that scene playing over and over to be my own inner monologue.

it's a good night to put on shows for people who don't like football. ya know, nerds.

he did grow up in the Atlanta suburbs with all the other white flighters, so i think this comes natural to him.

yeah, But What about Rosie Perez in White Men Can't Jump?

i think they already did a MILF Island-ish show called like Wanna Date A Cougar or some shit like that.

Hardwick is just an excited nerd who acts like the fan he is of things on tv. there's nothing wrong with the guy.

Seacrest's success is truly one of the great mysteries of the universe. he out Carson Dalys Carson Daly in the boring white guy on television you can't figure out why they are still around category. of the many awful things FOX is responsible for, he might be the worst.

Million Second Quiz is proof Jack Donaghy shouldn't have stepped down and let Kenneth start running NBC.

i asked this question earlier in the season and someone pointed out that the FBI had to deal with all those goddamn moles, Miami Metro is just straight up incompetent.

think of all the time wasted on Vogel only for her to be a shitty psychologist who gave birth to a lame villain. if you are gonna bother introducing a character that fundamentally changes what we know about our main characters past and then build her up as possibly a manipulative villain and then pull the rug out from…

i'd watch this.

"Nazi Punks, Fuck Off"- Hank

if Dexter was written by normal TV writers then this would obviously come back into play….but this is Dexter, so they have long forgotten about that blood covered stuffed animal.

1 more week and my life will be Showtime free forever. the CBS of premium cable ain't gettin' another cent outta me till they bring back Red Shoe Diaries.

so seriously, what in the fuck are they gonna make a goddamned Spin-Off about anyways? what boring secondary character on this show do the creators or executives at Showtime think anyone gives on fuck about following post-Dexter? this is keeping me up at night and i don't know why.

these breakdowns are really the only thing i am gonna miss about Dexter.