in other related news, free will provides moviegoers with the option of not going to movies.

he split robin's arrow in twine!

some of the fellows are getting together tonight to read Last of the Mohicans.

i have a student whose name is jess, but prefers the nickname "jazzy."  i call her dj jazzy jess.  cool story, bro.

i found my mom watching I Am Sam once. i told her it was really sad when the little girl died at the end.

the tree was a chick? i never picked up on that.

i've been a hobbyist fly fisherman for half my life, and i once caught a fish even bigger than my dick, which is enormous.

rookie of the year still makes me laugh. "i ain't seen the floater since scuffy mcgee!"

alaska's a tough place to live only if you're a pussy. or if you like pussy. there aren't many girls here.

myself, i was kind of hoping he'd shout the entire thing.

i left it. wasn't easy. but i haven't lost it.

duluth is more scenic
if chicago doesn't let you, you should try them instead.

that tune of his in "i'm not there"
was the best part of the movie, and the only thing i've ever heard him sing. might be time to check him out more in depth.

tom cruise's douche is made out of people.

my commute includes a two mile nonstop hill which is fun to come screaming down in the morning and arrive at work without breaking a sweat, and a good workout to climb after work. however, i can only manage it for maybe 3 consecutive days before i need to take a day or two off for my legs' sake. and this is in…

diet pills and healthy food are for pussies.
it's ride your bike to work week.

i just shit myself. thank you, dumbledore, for posting that link.

goddammit. i missed dougery's post.

guys, seriously, knock it off with the character ass ass ination.

he said, "it seems like might actually win you guys