i photographed myself naked on a glacier.

just because we're bereaved doesn't mean we're a bunch of saps.

this article's a real buzzkill.
i was hoping that if this teaching gig doesn't pan out, i could fall back on being a movie star.

it might also be a jump to assume he consumes that much more than the average american. perhaps he's more of a lazy shit than he is a glutton.

dark streets, this piece of shit . . .
somebody come get me after baz luhrmann makes another musical.

here's one
i liked dinosaur jr. better the first time around

this q&a right here was a goddamn chore
still not sure it was worth the effort to get through it.

a pg-13 world war z would be a pile of shit. pussies need to sack up and do it right.

there wasn't anything wrong with panic room. benjamin button, however, was a massive disappointment.

it's still pretty awesome, except for that the climax of the whole thing requires michael douglas to attempt suicide from the one point of the roof that will allow him to not hit any of the beams crossing the ceiling below and land perfectly in the center of the air mattress. i wish i could ignore that one bit of…

no conspiracy theory?
it's right there in the title. and it was a decent little movie, back from when mel gibson wasn't a jew-hatin' psycho. or at least back from when none of us were aware he was a jew-hatin' psycho.

hopefully he'll be an emotionless, coldly calculating psycho. because he fucking ruled in se7en.

i recall the shot of the balls stuck in the zipper having its gross-out shock value, but getting most of my laughs from cameron diaz's parents' reactions and problem solving, having a couple of firefighters wander by, the post-yank "we got a bleeder!", and the first responders accidentally slamming ben stiller's head…

yes. i am awesome. kneel before zed, bastards.

yeah, sorry. i just finished playing 3 basketball games. i'm not in top form at the moment.

if you've got a shelved firstie you've been waiting to use,
you'd better hustle.

if you've got a shelved firstie you've been waiting to use,
you'd better hustle.

just a matter of time, i suppose. he was old and confused.

if brad bird is in charge, i'm guessing it will turn out pretty solid. but "ghost protocol" still sounds fucking dumb. mi4 would've sufficed.

i enjoyed the hell out of the third mission impossible, but the "ghost protocol" tag on this one sounds fucking dumb. who's in charge of it?