batman returns, edward scissorhands and mars attacks give him a lifetime pass from me. plus facilitating a whole pile of lovely danny elfman scores.

the dark knight incepts: part deux.

i'm getting all kinds of nostalgic.

i liked Timecop better when it was called Back to the Future. and when you figure out what that has to do with anything, you'll have figured out the streets.

he does bear a fair resemblance to heath ledger. just saying.

in all seriousness, i'd love to see sarah palin run for president, if only for the material it would give stewart and colbert to work with.

good move on his part. there's no money in carpentry.

we're all just jealous.

i once rhymed '1776' with 'atlantics' for a team cheer for a dodgeball game. maybe i should go into songwriting.

16? i thought she was 37! come on, guys, tell me you wouldn't have hit that.

stevie wonder, we can work it out. that'll get your ass up off your chair.

fucking death.

the 4th one sucked. that one was just like a michael bay movie.

what was wrong with die hard 3? bruce willis swore and got sweaty and dirty and killed bad guys. sammy jackson yelled a bunch in that lovable sammy jackson way. it had some explosions and a nice little caper. it was like a michael bay movie, except it was pretty good.

that's only because die hard 2's the one nobody gives a shit about. that one, and the 4th. they'd notice if you quoted the 1st or 3rd.

i like my pizzahs with pepperonis on them, and nine millimeetah bullets! if you put anything crazy on them like ahnchovees . . . i kill you!

calvin also happened upon a bird which had already died and had some nice little reflections on the fragility of life. i think i'm going to pull out some of my old calvin & hobbes books that i haven't flipped through in awhile.

'knocked up' was my only drunk theatergoing experience, and it was goddamn hilarious. i'm optimistic about this.

i think i got my first boner watching sigourney weaver levitate off the bed in ghostbusters. i didn't know what the hell was going on, both onscreen and in my pants.

she sang "i want to hold your hand" in Across the Universe. the movie was mostly a waste, but her performance of that song gives me a boner.