total badass. could use more like him.

AIDScancer has a nice ring to it.

he was legitimately awesome in high fidelity, and i can't imagine him ever topping that performance or even coming close. he was tailor-made specifically for that role. now that he's too old for being that guy or doing his tenacious d thing, he should probably just retire. nothing sadder than watching people whose…

this calvin & hobbes is FUNNY!

i live in alaska. i blame my shitty alaska internet for telling me there were no comments, even if i should've known better.

i don't watch tv
so i probably shouldn't nab this firstie.

in all seriousness, this movie kicks fucking ass.

i remember
the first time i jumped out of an airplane without a parachute.

i will only fight arsenio if somebody offers us $1 million apiece. to do it for anything less would be a waste of my goddamn time.

i'm pretty sure i read or saw something about how trey and matt will never do another puppet movie because pulling off team america almost killed them. which is a shame, because team america gets a little funnier with each subsequent viewing.

fuck you.

have they made a porn spinoff from avatar yet?
vagatar, or something?

live theater is all fun and games until somebody gets concussed, and then someone else breaks their wrists and then somebody else falls and breaks their ribs and has to get carried out wearing a neck brace, and then . . .

i liked the reggie miller/knicks/spike lee one. though i'd also like to see another documentary built around the game where scottie pippen dunked on patrick ewing, dangled his junk in his face, and then made a beeline to gloat to spike lee. that shit was awesome.

if nothing else,
this clown show might make for a good movie someday.

been awhile since i read this. i remember thinking the bulk of the book was mildly enjoyable, and then the ending nearly broke me.

i wonder what friedberg and seltzer were doing this year.

yeah, collective soul's got a few decent tracks. "run", "gel" and "she said" all make me pleasantly nostalgic.

it's a shame that "out of sight" isn't the only thing j-lo's ever done. because then she would be awesome.

i gambled on going back to school as an art education major. ended up getting a job at a decent school in a pretty cool town while most of my classmates are now aides or subbing. sometimes you eat the bar and, well . . .