it's not just that the airbag has to be placed in the right spot; if i recall correctly, there are also a number of metal beams criss-crossing beneath the glass ceiling he falls through, and he happens to not hit any one of them.  bullshit.

every movie he's ever done would have been improved had he played wooderson instead of whatever other bullshit character.

they're alright.

she must have finally grown out of being able to play the slutty girl next door.

agreed.  i don't see why this couldn't be a more developed, recurring deal like my year of flops.

right.  the thought of ddl as lincoln kind of gives me a boner.

that's those bastards who are always falsifying their research and switching their samples, correct?

it was worthwhile.  could've been twice as long, for the scope it covered.  paled a bit in comparison to cold mountain.  which was flawless.

i usually hear, "oh no, it's boiling acid!"

you're allowed to form an opinion when i give it to you, amateur.

or a rock hammer.

the bends has every song on the bends.  therefore, the bends is great.

yeah, that new tune kicked fucking ass.  turned off the tv halfway through the second one.

ten was pretty good.

how many babies can you fit in a microwave?

I LIKE JEKYLL!  HE IS MY FRIEND!  I LIKE YOU . . . AND HIM!  HE LIKES ME . . . AND I LIKE HIM!

hoffman's workmanlike penis, despite its great cast, comes off as merely whimsical.

will sasso was always reliable for pulling off a good steven seagal skit.  he had a great squint.

this reality show sounds more like a MadTV skit than, you know, an actual thing.

could be.  i'm not real fluent in cockney.