after viewing that clip, i'm putting an impromptu kanye west performance high on the list of things i'd prefer not happen when i'm on a plane.

"that ad wasn't really voiced by morgan freeman! i'm gonna tell the warden!"

daniel day-lewis would've been a good fit for the role 25 years ago.

i like that they spell "child" with a y and an e. that way i know that it's supposed to be edgy and weird.

a Z is not "just a sideways N." and fuck you for saying so.

i don't know a lot about katy perry. has she ever been fat and ugly, had cancer, or come from a broken home? if not, she should probably go fuck herself and stop rubbing her looks, health and happiness in miserable children's faces.

as intolerable as those clips from fred: the movie were, the kid really comes off as having his shit together, and sean came off as being kind of a dick. i wasn't expecting that going into the interview.

saw it in the theater as a youngling, enjoyed it, caught bits and pieces of it since then but not enough to form a mature opinion on how well it's held up. the wholesome/creepy balance worked pretty well, and i always enjoy danny elfman's music. but what i really get off on is marilyn manson's cover of 'this is…

greatest thing ever. it's not even a question.

better a zedophile than a pedophile, i say. or so said tom robbins first, but now i say as well.

god, i love halloween.
luckily, i teach art at a middle school, so i can show up and paint my face like darth maul or whatever anytime i like, and nobody seems to mind.

i've said it once, and i'll say it again: i'd rather see Bebopocalypse.

yes, the killers tricked everybody by using their cloned cell phones. whatever the fuck that means.

i'm looking forward to 1995; that's about when i started paying attention to this shit.

hell yes. there i was, just cruising around on the interwebs, looking for some tits, and i couldn't find anything until this article. thank you, avclub!

i hope they don't hold back.
that is all.

he beat us. straight up. pay that man his money.

you guys sound like damn fools when you say it wrong.

i could go for a photogenic young cast member gripping MY setpiece, if you know what i mean.

you guys missed tangled up in blue.
get with it.