i can be so faggy sometimes.

if i'm not gay, is it acceptable to deprecatingly call myself faggy?

cheers on out of sight. saw it in the theater, didn't really love or hate it, but it's in my top 5 now, after subsequent viewings. one of the finest casts ever assembled. clooney, j-lo, rhames, cheadle, and zahn were all absolutely perfect for their roles. and guzman, farina, and keener too. everybody kicked…

yeah, she KNOWS it's a multipass.

until just now, i was holding out some hope that one day natalie portman might rape my meat.

wouldn't it be crazy if that slowed down justin bieber track syncs up with the movie?

they had a good sketch where adam and jimmy dressed up as pilots, got shitfaced, and stumbled around the airport. those guys had their moments.

the main theme from catch me if you can gives me a boner. though it's really hard to count, which is frustrating.

jesus christ
leave morrissey alone.

i caught the rock & roll hall of fame concert on hbo the other day
ozzy performed and he looked like a pathetic, confused old man trying really hard to sing ozzy songs. that said, i think led zeppelin playing together today would be sadder than it would be awesome.

what's bullshit is that brad pitt could be sean penn's dad. sean penn's totally older than brad pitt. i call bullshit.

why does michael bay get to keep on making movies?

that's something of a downer. not that i ever gave them my money. you guys better not be going anywhere.

the lesson is that women are just as good as men at stuff.

crash.

it's like my daddy used to say: "women are stupid."

i figured he'd put metallica on the case.

speaking of canadian bands, jewel's not. she's from alaska. check your facts, rabin.

"RODNEY KING! RODNEY KING!"

t2 has a greater moment when john teaches arnold high five and catches him with 'down low, too slow,' and arnold just looks fucking pissed about it. that shit cracks me up every time.