i think chris evans could pull it off. only thing i've seen of his was Sunshine, and i thought he was a pretty convincing military-type badass.

"got more burn": is that a tennis/sports term, or a euphemism for sex that i've never heard before?

you bald bastard, i'll gouge your eyes out!

at the high school level, cross country runners are easily the most enjoyable teammates to be around. any football, soccer, basketball, etc., teams are going to have a high incidence of dickheads, but runners are a consistently solid group.

WHO YOU CALLING A PSYCHO!?

if i was as rich and talented as james cameron, i'd be SO much cooler.

i don't remember anything particular from freddy got fingered other than it was damn near intolerable. guess i'm not in the club.

fuck you, kyle ryan! fifth element, i've got your back.

what do i do here? do i laugh at the palins? do i weep uncontrollably? do i buy a gun and fucking shoot myself?

shat shits shit

i'd like to see an interview of dave simonett myself. or bob dylan.

interview more musicians from duluth, please.
thank you. i'm homesick.

i hope this book makes things so that kids will enjoy reading again.

haven't watched it yet, but maybe after work. my morbid curiosity usually gets the best of me.

GLut reminds me of some of my 7th grade students. only 13-year-olds can summon that perfect blend of earnestness, stupidity and cleverness. and inability to spell.

i'll second the motion that Go should be featured in a new cult canon. never understood why nobody's seen it. maybe not as strong overall as Swingers, but just as enjoyable. and it gave me a 3-year boner for katie holmes.

we're gonna be just like three little fonzies! and what's fonzie like?

i was going to say, it looks like he's gearing up for a Crocodile Dundee reboot. but you beat me to it, so i won't.

i wonder what tomwaits for snowman is doing these days.

as a religious blasphemy i find this extremity fuck it whatever