i think kindergarten cop was one of the reasons i went back to school and got my teaching license. not the only reason, or the major one, but definitely one of them.

glad to be of service to anyone who caught that.

could we get some tyrannosaurs in f-14s in this one?

i haven't been this mad since i watched hannibal rising. that movie was a piece of shit.

twister 2: get fingered by god.

twisted twister

sounds like a decent movie. good thing there aren't any queers in it.

why don't they just have the guy who directed casino royale do another one? casino royale kicked fucking ass. problem solved.

he'll always be mercutio to me.

i want to have sex with stacy.

i highly Redoubt this will show in my local theater, but i'll keep a Kenai out for it.

dash's gleeful chuckle when he looks down at the water he's running across. yep.

people trusted you . . . and they died.

or wolves.

the division bell. ok, maybe not floyd's best, but it's still pretty fucking good.

"yo. she-bitch. let's go" is the perfect line uttered by the perfect guy in the perfect context. the only other example i can think of to match that perfection is clive owen saying, "fuck you, you fucking fuckers" in shoot 'em up.

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i guess no one else wants to post first.

ryan reynolds delivers a heartwrenching portrayal of the daily struggles of a dyslexic guy named tim.

SVU presides over the franchise.

batman returns is solid throughout, with some truly beautiful moments. danny elfman's score is a masterpiece.