Awesome wallpaper I am rocking right now:

Inside all of us is… POOP.

But he's a college favorite!

Carrot Top is pretty 'roided up these days.

Hey, baby! What's for dinner?

Bore like the Bone-us Brothers? Bamirite?

Oh, goddammit, thanks Sensei. Although strangely enough, there IS a movie called the P.B. Experiment listed on imdb…

Not to mention Cronenburg.

How dare you badmouth "the Peanut Butter Experiment!"

He just said they'd do their best to accommodate their requests, not blindly follow the playlist exactly as the fans dictate. I'm sure whatever they choose to do will be awesome, the Lips aren't really known for a half-assed show.

Know what I hate? People who bitch about foie gras and "cruelty to geese." Geese are fucking dicks. Who cares? And foie gras is awesome.

Hey, he may not have been great on SNL, but he consistently had the funniest lines on Weeds.

Well
this will have no effect on my life whatsoever!

I hear it's like you died and went to Jew heaven.

Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams are the new gold standard.

Davids Byrne and Lynch.

Yeah Dave Chapelle gets one for sure.

Fuckin Pixies
"Bam Thwok" was kind of disappointing for the first new Pixies song in however many years, and I don't hold a lot of hope for the rumored new album, but whatever they do in the future I will always love them unconditionally. And they all get their own individual lifetime passes too.

"POOP DICK'S A PIMP"

Ms. Pac Man *cocktail cabinet style* FTW.