Admit it
You've cried during the Shawshank Redemption. Even the TNT edited version. It's okay, I have too.

I always get a little teary at the end, when the kids are riding away in the prison bus, and their friends are cheering them from the overpass with Valerie Carter's "Oooh Child" playing in the background… gah!

What, no "Judy is a Dick Slap?" For shame!

Yeah, start with Tigermilk or If you're Feeling Sinister. They both kick ass. Their stuff after that is kind of hit or miss.

Yeah!

Rush - Moving Pictures

Billy Zane's screen time on TP was mercifully short (he basically shows up, acts charming, and fucks an underage girl on his jet). James was the worst thing about TP because his stupid sidestory just drags on, and on, and on…

That was his dad.

I dunno, I think seeing Blue Velvet or Eraserhead wayyyy before you're ready is something of a rite of passage.

I fucking hate that asshole soooooo much.

I agree with the criticisms of HoL; it is kind of gimmicky, and I hear his second book has its own "weird structure" thing going on. However, it is a cool story, and the gimmick does kinda work. I also think your enjoyment of it depends greatly on how much you allow yourself to get wrapped up in the feelings of…

More like a Separate Piece of Shit, amirite?

So, non-drinkers: what do you use to numb the pain?

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Harry Kalas
1936-2009

ZMF, I hear if you call Riff a pretty, pretty princess she's yours. Pull out the futon baby!

Goddammit, OTP, yer gonna get me fired!

Beast, be careful or they'll bust you for tax avoision.

I remember the Batman cereal tasting more like misshapen Sugar Pops. And I evidently ate enough of it to send away for a Batman frisbee. It glowed in the dark!

Oh yeah, the title of the article says May 7th. D'ohhh!

When do they start shipping?
Will I be able to stick a Homer one on my (very late) tax return? How can you audit a face like that???