Work is play, tofutti break todayyyy!!!!

Aaaah!!! Grundels!!! And just seeing the picture of them on wikipedia got my heart racing again… not so much rat-faced as I rememberd, though. God, what a fucking scary episode.

Cicadas are guh-ross. They ooze this nasty shit when you kill them. Once there was a huge swarm of them in my neighborhood, it was fucking terrifying.

Remember the animated Ghostbusters ep with these scary fucking rat-faced fuckers in trench coats, and they would kidnap kids and gradually turn them into one of the creatures? If anyone can tell me what they were called I will be forever grateful, that's gonna be bothering me all day.

Attack of the Killer Clowns freaked me the fuck out when I was younger. They'd wrap you up in cotton candy cocoons!

Zomfo's all about the Flirty Girl Fitness Program.

TITTIES

MUTHAFUCKIN

BIG
ASS

Jan Michael Vincent.

Rodriguez is from Alma de Cuba. Different place, also pretty good. Jose Garcez (Amada, Distrito) would have also been a solid choice.

John Besh
FTW. He dominated the Iron Chef competition, but Michael Symon totally nailed the final challenge and deservedly won.

Paul is a massive, massive douchebag who wrote amazing, amazing basslines.

How dare you badmouth the writing staff of Laffy Taffy!

She got a purdy mouf.

Has this Bria Valente purified herself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?

You've got a thing for damaged goods?

I bring my own 3-D monacle to movies. It don't work so good.

*huff* *huff* Ok, I'm here, what'd I miss? Awww, maaaan!

Yeah, I'm fucking stoked to see it on DVD a year after it gets yanked from it's 2 day theater run.