Balls. Lousy commas.

Or a coprophage. Then you'd be sitting pretty! On a pile of shit.

Fuck you, I'm first stupid!

Now lets see how you do on the…

You passed the aptitude test!

Wait, wait… some more dust here…

"How to Cook an Intern"

Sorry mbs, he is severely lacking in the beard department.

Steve Wozniak crashes his kamikaze Segway into this thread.

I prefer brandy with a single floating plum, served in a man's hat. But failing that, Gibsons (with GIN goddammit!) are probably my current favorite drink.

If by wizard, you mean giant, disembodied floating cock, then yes. Yes she may.

She can ride my flying monkey ANY DAY.

I don't think the loss of a minor character (or in this case, many minor characters) has ever been so devastating to a show's quality.

CALL IT, FRIENDOG!

TWEET TWEET
I AM WAITING FOR A BUS.

John Saxon :: Governor Ed Rendell

He misses you too, mbs, he misses you too. Perhaps one day you will be reunited in the sunshine-drenched fields of the afterlife, while Henry Fonda looks on, a tear in his eye and blueberry-stained lips.

If you will it, it is no dream.

American Boy: A Profile of Steven Prince
Had no idea this existed, but I'll be damn sure to try and find a copy. His scene in Taxi Driver always cracks me up. Hopefully the new film will find release, I'd like to see it too.

::sniffs::