No, she's either just that retarded or high on "white lady crack" (xanax, valium, etc).

No, I think I will pass.

My cat's breath smells like cat food!

Any recommendation on good survival horror games for the original Xbox? I have Silent Hill 2, and I'm not really feeling it so much. I did like all the early Resident Evil games for Playstation, but apparently they aren't available on the 'box.

mbs, that Eric Idle show was called Supercomputer, on NBC from 1975-1975.

Those goddamn Squeelers are at it again! What a bunch of clowns! But I am seeking wealthy, so I will check out this blog about his gossip of which you speak!

Another vote here for Naive Melody, I wouldn't call it the best Heads song, per se, but hearing it always brings me back to a time in my life (college, natch). Also glad to see the True Stories love, that's still one of my favorite tapes to play in my car.

Liquid Television!!!

::asks group of local children if they want to see a dead body::

You think that's bad? I starred in a "King of Queens" themed porno. God, my ass is killing me.

Diagnosis:
A textbook case of Imminent Death Syndrome.

Leopard, as every lady knows, you gotta accessorize!

Haha, you spell like a woman!

Women: they be shoppin'!

Mmmm
I love eatin' in "Ladytown."

Yeah, it's so much cheaper to BYO though. And you get to feel all superior when you're watching some piece of shit movie.
"All these other suckers are fuckin sober! Sucks to be you, losers!"
*goes back to drinking alone while watching "Paul Blart: Mall Cop"*

three words
Yoko. Fucking. Ono.
Film class double feature - the ass movie, followed by the fly movie. What a fucking joke.

He only knows words that rhyme with his name. That's why he's such a great rapper!

I'm still preparing for the Tupacalypse. It's coming people!!!!!

"in this corner, weighing 175 pounds…"