Seconded, with reservations. Judging from the premiere, this season may be too awful to watch even for mockery.

Just watched him in Safe Men last night. God I love that movie, it's the movie Little Miss Sunshine wished it was.

Ha, that's the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline.

While he's at it, Funky Winkerbean could use a tune-up. Fucker struts around like he owns the place.

Ok, so that's one doggie will and two doggie won'ts. Anyone else? I need to get a head count.

arf arf
do the doggie bounce

Netscape Navigator 1.0 FTW!!!

Yeah, I thought Phipps' pic looked like a vagina too. Then I clicked it for a closeup, and it still looked like a vagina. Then I realized I'd been looking at pornography for 17 hours straight and was suffering from retinal burn-in. Then I went to the optometrist.

I wanna get a dog just so's I can name him "Avon Barksdale."

Exactly, it seems like there was never even a shot of him just, like, sitting in a chair. Fuck, they had to drug him just to have him sit still for two seconds. Also, any favorite episodes? I just finished rewatching the Schizoid Man. AWESOME.

Bobcat Goldthwait giving a rimjob to Stephen Hawking.

Hey smellydick: U + ME = TRUE LOVE

One of the things I love the most about his performance in the Prisoner is that look he often has on his face, half smirk, half "I'm about to rip your fucking face off."

One of the things I love the most about his performance in the Prisoner is that look he often has on his face, half smirk, half "I'm about to rip your fucking face off."

Love Peter Falk, Columbo fucking rules. So sad to see that piece in the Buzzkills recently about his mental deterioration.

Love Peter Falk, Columbo fucking rules. So sad to see that piece in the Buzzkills recently about his mental deterioration.

Too good to be true
I wouldn't be surprised if Jenny came back in the last ep and was like, "oh sorry I faked my death and I've been diving for sunken treasure in the Carribean all this time!" That's how stupid this awful, awful show has become. Not that it was a work of fucking genius before. Also, the lady cop is…

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Sorry forgot to close my tag there…

So, uh, Isis… can I, like, borrow 500 bucks till Tuesday?