First McGoohan and now this?!??!
Oh, wait… I do not care.

This is pretty much what I always pictured:

Maybe he's having trouble locating an avatar of sufficient OWNAGE

Spicoli, I actually just emailed them the other day requesting a TV Club entry for the Prisoner. If we keep bugging them about it I'm sure they'll do it.

Sad, sad news indeed. I just started rewatching the Prisoner, awesome stuff.

Oh, yeah? Well, our hoagies beat the shit out of your sissy-ass "grinders" any day!

Ok, I think we can all agree that all pizza, everywhere, sucks ass. Unless it is, in fact, the best pizza in the world.

Hey, someone had to do it. Also, a block captain is usually an older lady that's lived there forever and deals with the city in getting permits for block parties and shit. And in the case of my awesome block captain, fighting with the cops and shit.

Also, you had me at "young Helen Mirren in the buff."

I dunno, Tampa pizza really gives NYC pizza a run for the money…

My former neighbor (and block captain) told me once that she was going on the "corn liquor diet" to lose weight. Her brother would bring up gallons of moonshine from South Carolina or something. She would also make "Appletinis" by mixing it with Sour Apple Boone's Farm.

My former neighbor (and block captain) told me once that she was going on the "corn liquor diet" to lose weight. Her brother would bring up gallons of moonshine from South Carolina or something. She would also make "Appletinis" by mixing it with Sour Apple Boone's Farm.

Yeah, their pizza still sucks though. I got a pie once from one of the "upscale" places (goat cheese and bacon… mmmm) and found a pube right in the middle. Still eat there, though…

Too bad for Madoff that he hasn't been convicted yet. He'd get the hook up for sure.

Has anyone seen those pro-high fructose corn syrup commercials?
"I have a CRAZY friend who says it's bad to eat high fructose corn syrup. Is she CRAZY?"

Wasn't this the plot of a Newsradio episode?
Dave was addicted to some Space Invaders-esque game, and Jimmy or someone bought a machine for the newsroom?

Victoria, I miss that place… wasted (very literally) a few months there when I was like 18. Say hi to my scumbag friends for me, they're probably still sitting at Douglas & Johnson.

It's gonna be the remake of the Prisoner. All masturbation, all the time.

Metal Gear, bitch.

Pilgrim, that is spot on. Has anyone else noticed how hipster girls today dress like retarded 12-year old girls from 1993?