Of course he had to apologize, otherwise the damn Librul media wouldn't play his music anymore!

I'll always remember an interview on The Daily Show where the guest was claiming that Obama was taking over because he was nominating people to positions. When asked how Obama was nominating people differently than any other president, the guest (who had been a part of the Bush White House, if I remember right)…

Yeah, good luck getting him out of his mosque to sing it!

"United Socialist States of America"… it sounds like ol' Hankey is trying to write some bad alt-universe sci-fi.

Because you liked "Dancing with the Stars, Season 1", you may also like "Faces of Death."

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING SEAT, PLEASE!!!!!

Annihilation didn't so much come out as it did plop down as the festering pile of shit that it is.

Sean's gettin' lucky tonight!

I have no strong feelings whatsoever!

If I remember vaguely, didn't he actually eat one of the Power Rangers?

Power Rangers came on the air while I was in fourth grade, and it was verboten to watch. Of course, we all did watch it, but no one spoke of it.

It can't have been much, since the series doesn't end with them eating cheeseburgers with Ronald Reagan.

Of course he was the nerd! HE WEARS GLASSES!

God I hope this makes the "We see what you wrote there".

"He kept bugging Joe Menosky to write a scene where he gets poked in the eye." I don't know why, but for whatever reason, this is going to make me laugh all day. Kudos, Sirtis! And forget these other jokers, will you go to Fall Formal with me? We can pre-game with some whiskey and fight and executive producer or two!

*Growls in agreement*

Bunkers won't save you from rogue neutrino's or whatever bullshit they came up with in that movie. And they didn't even have Danny Glover say "I'm too old for this shit" at any point.

Sentient Spleens are the worst kinds of spleen.

Good Todd, Good. Let the hate flow through you. Use your aggressive feelings, boy!

If TV listings are getting you depressed, maaaaybe it's time to find a hobby.