They also had to destroy the Enterprise-D because the model wouldn't look good on future films, which they figured they'd get.

Hell, why didn't Picard decide to go back and stop the Borg from ever existing, thus stopping Soran from going mad in the first place? Or at least saving his family? (Yes, I realize we're getting overly-technical here, but still)

Great Review
Nice review, Zach, but the nerd in me has to point out that Kirk didn't go to Main Engineering, rather he went to Deflector Control.

Goddamn if this isn't the best thread on the site today.

The real question is, why isn't Uncle Phil throwing Jazz out of the house?

*cries in corner*

Being told you are better than Hitler is the highlight of one's life. I hope to achieve it someday, too!

That group might die, Cathartic, but the next group will figure out the lamp's one weakness: the Holy Circuit Breaker.

No, but its non-Union Mexican equivalent will be!

*Compliments littlealex on a nice job, smashes vase on his head*

Ah, it's a great day when love happens on the AV Club. But who will Ellie choose!? Emperor or E. Buzz?! Tune in next time to find out! And drink Ovaltine, damn you!

She also implied that the Doctor didn't break in to steal her- she let him in.

Kennedy. Expect some interesting discussions when we get to her introduction.

I buy all my spatulas at Spatula City!

Oh god, A Current Affair. I can imagine that spinning triangle and too-serious-for-the-topics intro sound they had.

I think she looked better in Road Trip, what with that slightly see-through dress she was wearing.

Can you imagine what would have happened if DS9 had been made when Roddenberry was still alive? There is no way In the Pale Moonlight would have been made, let alone the two-parter with the coup at Starfleet.

Billy, I'm sorry I brought up Nem… er, The Movie That Will Not Be Named.

Prayer, Mr. Saavik…
SEALs Team Six doesn't take prisoners.

I mentioned it above, but "Far Beyond the Stars" is pretty fantastic, too.