Lobsters you are talking about the Intel Processor ads. And you forgot a few Bums!

YOU BETTER RUN, EGG!

I personally sent over about 300 bottles of whiskey with the logo "Save Boardwalk!" on them.

Same here, although honestly, if AD had gone on and become stale, would people love it as much as they do now? Some would probably treat The Office with the same respect had it been canceled after season two (although I still enjoy it).

@ Enkidum: If you are talking about the Tila interview, very much agreed. I like to think she could actually still hear the interviewer, but her brain began to overheat so she needed an excuse to stop talking and let it cool down.

Thankfully the Air Force will look past his insanity and drinking problem and let him fly a million-dollar F-16 in a last-grasp attempt to destroy the invaders.

After looking over that interview Man with Fingers posted, I can assume that any interview with her requires some sort of alcohol.

2 1/2 Men is on season eight, meanwhile decent shows struggle to make it past season two. Why America?! WHY?!

I'm going to get Community and Parks and Rec. Both of those shows were just fantastic last year. Here's hoping the NBC Machine doesn't chew em up and spit them out this year.

As a teacher, I support his "Don't Slap Teachers" stance.

It was beyond creepy when she kissed the scar on his leg.

Zing!
Pretty good snark here, O'Neal. Glad you're back!

Thank god. I was just thinking this thread needed a little Tarkovsky, and voila!

Speaking of X-Men: The Animated Series, does anyone else remember where for the longest time they would simply re-run the episodes where the X-Men were stuck in the Savage Land, or was that just my local affiliate? For about three months or more it was just that group of episodes- nothing more. It wasn't a break…

SPATULA CITY

The Patriot is a pleasant movie to sleep through.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars
I haven't watched the show religiously, but for the most part the episodes I've seen were written pretty well and the action is as good as in the movies. But back to the writing: George Lucas isn't doing it, so they are already far more interesting than the prequels.

I think all of our lives would be much simpler if a villain with a chair for a head would have partially carved his name in the moon, and his subsequent arrest would have unleashed the greatest crime-fighter yet: The Man-Eating Cow.

I agree with Moose- you guys broke your own rules when you picked Pete & Pete. Animaniacs, Tiny Toons, Freakazoid!, they are all fair game now!

The episode where Spongebob and Patrick learn to swear and instead of beeps they use sea noises was pretty funny. Every time I hear a dolphin on TV all I can think is someone is bleeping out the word fuck.