What I liked most about this episode was how they kept Taco's intentions somewhat oblique. Sure, he could've been trying to psyche out Ruxin on purpose, but it's so much funnier if you think that he just honestly wanted to give him and Sofia a wonderful wedding anniversary, and those were the results.

Furthermore, their whole "We saw the collegehumor thing and thought that they were just quoting things verbatim from the film!" excuse? What the hell does that even mean? A stoned eighth grader could come up with a better excuse for plagiarizing his "Tuck Everlasting" book report. Fuck these two clowns.

They couldn't find a theater that was playing Inception or get a DVD?
Bullshit. They are bullshitters who are full of bullshit.

I don't really see Zuckerberg as an anti-hero. An asshole? Definitely. But not an anti-hero.

Ew! Why would I read a book like some ugly nerd when I can just watch a movie?!

Sideways
I saw that movie with my dad, and afterwards he couldn't stop talking about how much he enjoyed the film in spite of the lead characters. And let's face it, they are truly unlikable people. But their shenanagans are just so entertaining!

May you die from the psychic death rattle of a giant octopus following it's teleportation!

Add my name to the column of Batman superfans who reconsidered Superman because of All-Star Superman. The real brilliance there was how Morrison somehow managed to play up the more fantastical, extraterrestrial nature of Superman while never letting the reader forget just how human he can be. Truly heartbreaking.

"fucks his brother's pregnant widow at his brother's funeral"

Bob from Twin Peaks?

George Costanza
I can't think of another character where the rift between how likable of a person they are and how much viewers love them is bigger.

Say, are you about a size 14?

He totally uses the fingerbang for both good and evil, depending on the situation!

I gotta admit, I'm quite curious about it myself.

Don Draper
He drinks and smokes too much, he's a neglectful father, he's a compulsive liar, he treats women like objects, he has deep dark secrets that threaten to destroy him at every turn. And those are just the reasons why I love him so much!

"Squeeze" gave me many a nightmare as a youngster.

The Rolling Stone Profile on Kris Kristofferson
Was pretty excellent. If you guys haven't read it already, you definitely should. There's a great anecdote at the beginning where Kris gets into a heated shouting match with a super conservative current country superstar (they never mention his name outright but it's…

And yet, my screenplay for the LaBamba/Pender buddy cop movie that the world is waiting for with bated breath sits collecting dust on the shelf.

Greg Saunier
Is the drummer of Deerhoof, not the guitarist.

I have to agree. His acting is pretty bad (just a general lack of enthusiasm or effort), and his plot line is currently the weakest on the show. I loved last night's episode, but it just proved further that having roughly 983475298 narrative threads happening at the same time is just going to lead to a whole bunch of…